The year is 2027, and the Harris regime is finally rolling out Joy - in pill form

The long-anticipated Joy that will cure our economic woes, once and for all.

What started out in 2024 as promises of Joy, quickly became a concrete plan as the Harris regime won the 2024 election by an overwhelming majority of votes.

After she took office, Harris announced that her solution to economic and political problems would be Joy. At the time, many were confused by her cryptic rhetoric. How could one spontaneously feel joy when inflation was eroding our incomes, the world was closer to nuclear war than it had been in 50 years, and the new generation couldn’t figure out which bathroom to use?

Well, in 2025, Harris got to work. She rolled up her sleeves, and created a new Department of Public Moods, which would supervise the most technologically advanced research program in modern times. She called it Operation Joy. Scientists at the DPM worked day and night for 2 years until in early 2027, Joy became approved by the FDA for first human trials.

After a whirlwind trial, the results of which were so shockingly positive that they had to be patented and kept from the public, Joy is ready for use!

Available at your local pharmacy for pickup, Joy will solve all your problems.

Depressed about the state of human civilization? Take Joy!

Worried about where your next meal will come from because the 2025 riots destroyed your business? Take Joy!

Anxious that the newly re-introduced conscription of 2026 has taken your son and your daughter and sent them to the Eastern Front? Joy is all you need!

Concerned that your neighbor might report you to the First Amendment Detention Center for speaking out about the Harris Regime? Well, those camps won’t fill themselves up! Take Joy and forget all those nasty thoughts you had.

And remember, if you don’t take your Joy, we’ll freeze your bank account and turn off your power. Because nobody should be feeling things for themselves. It’s 2027, and it’s about time Science™ told us what to feel. After all, the government already tells you what to do, eat, and inject into yourself. Why not dictate your mood, too!